Tourist Guide to the Internet

Helloooo!
I said I would do one today, and here I am, true to my word! It's a Christmas Miracle everyone! (except in my head that was said in a really enthusiastic slighly southern American accent, which I now realise may not have conveyed as well over the internet as it would in real life, but, such is life...) I am here today to talk to you about the wonderous miracle of the...INTERNET *cue angelic choirs and such like*

See? Niall agrees! (courtesy of imgfave ;D)

The internet is amazing...I mean, don't get me wrong...I do enjoy doing stuff with my friends, and talking to people and such...and occasionally if I am forced, and there is very minimal excercise involved I can quite enjoy being outdoors...but, given the choice between that and no internet ever again? I really want to say the internet, but I also don't want to seem like some antisocial freak...but...the...ummm...yeah, I'd choose the internet.
The internet has everything I could ever need, and so much more! The internet has social media so that I can communicate with people. I can go to school on the internet and learn things. I'm one of those people who thinks of really random things, and then asks people the answers, and most of the time people don't know the answer...but the internet would know...the internet knows all. The internet can teach you how to make things, how do do things (such as dance or play instruments or put on make up so you don't look like a cheap stripper, or it can teach you to put on make up like a stripper if that's what you need. There is an endless supply of entertainment int he form of movies, TV, music and books, as well as bloggers and vloggers to keep you entertained. Obviously, there are also the darker reccesses of the internet to which I do not venture, but some people do, and that's how the internet makes them happy. On the internet you can find people who like someting that you would be shunned for liking in real life, but on the internet anonymously, it is fine to love those things, and you can meet people who like it too, and all be happy together. Also, and this may be the most important role of the internet: the internet is home to millions upon millions of...CAT GIFS!!!
Is there nothing the internet can't do?
Now it's time for another list! (This is the part where you wave your hands int he air and cry "yaaaayyyyy!!" ...just btw.)
This is a list of things that you should deffers visit while you are visiting the internet.
Tourist Guide to the Internet
If your stay here on the internet is only short, here is a list of the highlights as decided by me: Em.

Charlieee!

Charlieissocoollike
Charlie was on ym list of Hot Celebrity Guys (please refer to previous two posts for full list, Charlie is on the second though...), but he's more than just a pretty face guys. This is his video blog (also known as a Vlog to those in the know, which obviously I am ;D) He's really funny and clever and adorably akward, and his vlogs (well some of them...) actually teach you stuff...like about science...it's educational guys...deffers check him out...I meant his vlog guys...jeez. :P

One of my favourite posts ;D

Hyperbole and a Half 
I'm sure that anyone who has spent much time on our wonderfully majestic internet will know of the "___ ALL the ___" memes, but how many of you know where it originated? Well this is where, on this wonderful little blog by a wonderfully clever, funny, talented artist and blogger. Sadly she hasn't posted in a while because she got depression, but hopefully she will get better and begin posting again, but in the meantime, go back and look at her earlier posts- laughs guaranteed :D





imgfaveThis is literally just a site where people post pictures. But they are really good pictures. There is nothing innappropriate, and lots of quite funny ones. Since we started going on imgfave Ang (my best friend) and I will ahve conversations, a large portion of which will consist of "oh, hey did you fee that picture up last night? The one with the monkey and the ferris wheel? Hilarious right? hahahah..." When we go on, we send the links to our favourite ones to each other via Facebook...it's kind of addictive, but it's good, because we don't both always go on every night, but at least one of us will go on pretty much every night, so we can get the highlights ;D

Michelle Phan...obvs.

Michelle Phan 
This is where the applying make up to not look like a hooker comes in. The lady is AMAZING. not even kidding, the stuff she can do with make up...wow. I can only hope that one day I can apply my make up as well as she does. And have as much make up as she does for that matter... if I ever want to learn to do something with make up- this is where I look first...
 
Coolmath Games Okay, I know what you're thinking...this site sounds really lame, why am I showing it to you? Is there actually something wrong with me? Why would you want to play math games? But homestly, most of the games on here have nothing to do with maths and are really fun. My personal favourite is Papa's Taco Mia, but Sugar Sugar, Sticky Ninja, Primate Pile up, the list goes on...just pick a game and play! if you don't like it? just pick another, there are plenty to choose from! have fun guys!


YouTube 
YouTube in general is amazing. There is no denying it. Any music you are looking for- here it is! YouTube is like the Google of videos, and who doesn't love Google? (I'm serious- if you are using Bing or Yahoo or whatever...what are you doing with your life? Google is superior, please, do yourself a favour and Google. have you ever heard someone say "let's just go Bing/Yahoo this" no, you haven't, but everyone says "let's google that" it's a verb guys. Google wins. /rant over.) But yeah, YouTube is great...all sorts of great videos...along with some not so great ones, but you just have to know what you're looking for :P
Just some suggestions of other YouTube vloggers to check out:

Liam Dryden, just btw. (He looks like David Tennant. Watch him)

- Liam Dryden
- Alex Day
- Vlog Brothers
- Kingsley
- Ray William Johnson (earlier stuff is better)
- Paint
- Sam Tsui (actually a singer...but I really like him :P)
- Dave Days
- Tom Milsom
Some of those I haven't checked out in a while...so I don't know how good thier recent stuff is...but the earlier stuff is good ;D
- AVPM or anything else by Starkid...they're a musical theatre group who do musicals (shocking right?) the musicals are really good- good music, good story lines...they're hilarious :P AVPM (A Very Potter Musical...geddit?) and AVPS (A Very Potter...Sequel!) are realllllly funny...a must watch for any Potterhead...or anyone really :D


Obviously there are many many other places to visit ont he internet, and if you've managed to find this blog, I reckon you must be a pretty seasoned internet user...The internet is an amazing place, but always be careful. I have an IT officer for a father, so I know how important it is to keep your personal details personal. If you don't want people to know something- DON'T PUT IT ON THE INTERNET!! Someone will find it eventually. And possible employers are now looking at what you ahve up on the internet...so you might want to make sure that there's nothing up that would stop you from getting a job...just sayin'.


The most important thing on the internet though, as always are Cat gifs. seriously. love those things. I'll let you have another one, because you've all been so good ;D
Here you go:

Now, I'm going to bed because I am tired as I stayed up late writing this...
Nu Night!
xoxo


P.S. there probably won't be another post for a week- I'm going away and will probably have limited internet access...I know...don't miss me too much :P

Pinkie Promise

Sorry it been so long!!!
I will do a post tomorrow, I absolutely 100% promise!!!
Here's a Cat gif as an apology:

Okay, that was actually really hard to choose...I ended up going with my friend's favourite...she laughs so hard, everytime :P
Cat gifs are amazing...I have probably more than I should...but, they are just so good! I mean, cat YouTube videos are fine, but you have to physically restart them over and over, gifs however just go and go and go...it's great...I love Cat gifs ♥♥
Anyway. Tomorrow. Pinkie Promise!!
xoxo

Part Twoooooo

Heeeyyy ;D

So guys, sorry this is late...again. I should really stop promising to do stuff at certain times, I never do, and then I ahve to start of posts with apologies and it just sets the whole thing off to a bad start, so lets start again.
Hi guys (apparently you don't exist again, I had someone reading for a bit...but not anymore...poor me :P ) how are you? Imma continue my list of hot guys now...because I am cool like that. I'm realising now how much of a ditzy air head I must look like to anyone who reads these...I'm not! I swear! I just appreciate attractive males too- there's nothing wrong with that. So, last time on the list we had: David Tennant, Matthew Lewis, Niall Horan, Darren Criss and Aaron Johnson (btw, this entire list is in no particular order, it's just as I thought of them...) so lets continue shall we?
The list continues:

Brendon Urie
Brendon is the lead singer of Panic! at the Disco, which when I do my music list (so many liiiiists :P) you will obvs hear about because I really really like their music- bothe early stuff from before the band split and the stuff since then when the band became Just Brendon and Spencer Smith. I didn't like Brendon's look back at the beginning so much though- to overly emo-ish for me, I like his look now though. He is HOT. that's about the best way to describe it. He's also an amazing singer and guitarist- which is way sexy. You should check their stuff out if you haven't already- good music and hot singers- who wouldn't want to watch? ;D

 


Matt Smith
Matt Smith is the current Doctor on Doctor Who and he is great. He is really quirky and adorable and attractive. He may not be the most attractive guy on this list, but his adorable quirky fun-ness make up for it. I mean, come on guys- he wears a bow tie and suspenders and is the lead in one of the best TV shows, what more could you want from a guy?




 
 Gaspard Ulliel
My friends introduced me to the Gorgeous Gaspard. He is a French actor, but he also acts in not French movies and has a perfect English accent. He is also the face of one of Chanel's men's perfumes (not only gorgeous- but he smells great too! ;D) at first I didn't think he was that good looking (I know, what was wrong with me?) but his hair really didn't look good in the clip they showed me, but then I saw him elsewhere, and well, I realised my folly and apologised profusely to my friends :P


 

Josh Hutcherson
It wasn't until recently that I realised that I'd thought Josh was hot when I was about 13, I had just thought that I'd seen his attractive-ness this year- I'd always see him in movies where he was little, and that would just be weird. But then I realsied that I'd seen him in "Journey to the Centre of the Earth" (not the best movie ever, but very amusing when you have the cinema to yourelf and you can talk as loudly and you want and laugh and yell at the screen :P) and my friends and I ahd come out of the cinema and gone "hey, that guy was kind cute". Now though, he is more than cute- he's a full time resident of babe-ville. Aaaand, not only is he super duper babin' he also acted as one of the best parts in a movie of one of the best books, he's great!

 
Charlie McDonell
So, last but not least we have Charlie. "Who is this?" you may ask "I've never heard of him before! He's not famous! whay have you put him on this list you silly girl!" well, technically you are correct. Charlie is not a famous actor or singer (he is a singer, but not a super famous one) or model, but he is pretty famous to the YouTube community. Charlie has a vlog called 'charlieissocoollike' (check it out yo!) which is a grea vlog and has lots and lots of followers and he's really cute. He's all nerdy and funny and a great singer (he has his own CD out, as well as a couple for his band 'Chameleon Circuit' who sing songs about Doctor Who and are really awesome (one of the members of the band (Liam Dryden) looks reeeaaaally similar to David Tennant and it's awesome, but he's not as famous as Charlie, so I din't think I could pull of putting him on a list of hot famous people but he is on my list of hot people :P) but Charlie is great and funny and attractive in a nerdy sort of way (which is a great sort of way if you ask me ;D)


Also, on the topic of famous attractive people- I don't feel like I can finish this post without including this guy:

Yes, I probably do spend to much time on the internet, what of it? :P (also, if you don't know who this is, Shame on you!! google ridiculously photogenic guy Right. Now.)

So, that's the list people. You may think I'm a little bit sad, but I'm okay with that, I'm totally used to it :P
so, Adios for now my Amigos!
xoxo

Please can I have one? ;D

Heya!
so, I would like to start off by apologising about yesterday's post...mainly about writing "ZOMG", but also that the whole tone of the post made me sound slightly insane...I was just excited about the zoo, okay? nah, I'm kidding...zoos aren't thaaaat exciting :P loljks, they totally are, but that's nmot why I sounded like I had eaten too much sugar :P
annyyyway...I had a great idea of what I'd blog about today on the walk home form work, I thought of witty things to say and everything...but then I forgot, so I'm just going to post about hot celebrity guys, because it will be fun and I'm cool like that :P
 seems like I'm doing a lot of lists lately- books/guys from books, zoo animals, hot celebrity guys, and I'm planning on doing one about music sometime soon too...sorry guys, I just really love lists :P so, here we go: list number 3:
Hot Celebrity Guys ;D


 David Tennant 
Okay, so he might be a liiiiittle old, and married...but still, hottest guy over 40 ever. Ever since I saw him playing the tenth Doctor, in his suit with the big overcoat and converse and his 3D glasses, I just...yeah, he is amazing. Who wouldn't love a guy who is Scottish, but can speak in a perfect English accent, just like that? He's beautiful, end of story. Also, only guy that can pull off sideburns in my opinion, and that's saying something because I can't stand facial hair, but he pulls it off...



Matthew Lewis
We all know him as dorky little Neville from the Harry Potter movies, but WOAH! what's this?! Neville is...a babe! Matthew Lewis deffers gets an A+ for going through puberty- take a leaf from his book guys: this is how you grow up. Even my brother said he would bang him- and my brother is fully straight, that's how hot he is...if only all boys could be this gorgeous...you need to pick up your act guys...






Niall Horan 
So, people (and by people I mean teenage girls :P) often argue about who the hottest member of one direction is...even my friends do it, and we're not even hardcore fans (I have one friend who says Harry and one who says Louis- obvs I say Niall :P) I'm not saying that the others are ugly, I am just saying that Niall is definitely the most attractive...The hair, and the face, mixed with the accent and the sense of humour (and lets be honest- the love of food) and the amazing voice and the ability to play the guitar...it just all works so well together to create and amazing, really hot guy...and he's only 18! I know plenty of 18 year old guys and none of them are even close to this attractive...British guys just seem to be hotter...*sigh
 


Darren Criss 
Everyone knows Darren as the hot gay guy from Glee, but I would like say that I knew about him before that, when he was in an awesome musical that he helped write called 'A Very Potter Musical' or AVPM for short. He played Harry Potter and he was Supermegafoxyawesomehot (if you watch it you'll get it, youtube it noooow) He was adorably babin'-ly dorky and his voice- well, it's amazing...there was a sequel as well called 'A Very Potter Sequel' (AVPS) which was also awesome and he was great in. So- not only is Darren really hot, he is also super awesome too, I mean, he was in a musical about Harry Potter and now he's in Glee, he's cool guys.
 



Aaron Johnson (circa Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging)
For Aaron Johnson it's a very specific time period, his now is deffers not on my list, he's really let himself go a bit...I mean really, what is on your face dude? not even someone who used to be as hot as you can pull off facial hair, and he's married to a 40 something year old chick with two daughters and he's only 20-something...he's closer in age to her daughter than he is to her...and they have kids- two I think, but maybe it's only one...I don't know...that is beside the point, the point is, that at some point in the past Aaron Johnson was really hot, namely when he played Robbie in 'Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging' (a really good movie btw- you should watch it is you haven't), Sex God indeed ;D

 
Well, I'm only like half way through my list, and this is already quite long, and I need to go to bed, so I'll finish the list tomorrow...
Byee
xoxo

Zoo Time! Woot!

Hey,
so...I know I said I'd post the other day...but well, that fell through and I didn't...I guess I kind of suck at this consistently blogging thing...but I said I would be from the start, so don't resent me...pretty please? :3
so, anyway... what will I write about todaaay??
We went to the zoo in Dubbo for the Queen's birthday long weekend and it was pretty rockin', even though I was sick and coughing disgustingly the whole time, but still! it was cool beans...we saw some pretty cool animals like:
The Wapiti- This is like a giant deer...it's actually the largest of the red deer...these things are freaking MASSIVE...like they are huge...think of a deer, then think of it HUUGE and you've got the Wapiti...my brother decided that whent he zombie apocalypse happens (which he is fully prepared for, because he is conviced it's coming) he's going to get some Wapiti and ride them instead of using cars of whatever...which he totally could, and he's not exactly a small guy...like he is tall, and the Wapiti would still be taller...those things must be near indestructible...
 

Otterly in Love...(geddit?? ;D)

Otters- I love otters they're soo cute! there was one there that had this little pattern of how it would go around it's enclosure in order to get the most attention..it was so cheeky...it would just repeat the pattern over and over and try to get al the attention from the other otter :P then we saw them getting fed, which was adorable...these ones were the smallest variety of otters I think, though they may have been the medium sized ones, but the American sea otters can get as big as a fully grown adult..it's insaaane! Imagine a giant otter riding a Wapti! they totally could! it would be SO COOL. not even kidding...also, that picture isn't the actual otters from the zoo...I just thought it was cute, and thought my caption for it was hilarious...at least I amuse myself, right?


Giraffes- Giraffes are just cool...it's just a fact of life...we got to see them up really close, because they had them up the front for people to feed...I didn't get to feed them which was a shame, because the tickets sold really quickly and were all gone by the time we got there...but they were cool and I got to see them pretty close up, so it was alright...their tongues when they eat are cray...they were being fed carrots and they would just stick their tongues out and curl them around the carrot then bring it back into their mouths...it was pretty awesome...but as I said...giraffes are just cool, end of conversation...there were babies! they were soooo cute!! I wanted one...but I didn't really think it would fit int he car very well to get home... :P

Lemurs- The lemurs were pretty cool too, they were just chillin on their little island...the Lemurs weren't the most exciting animals there, but I just thought I'd share that we saw what looked like one lemur gining another lemur... 'oral pleasures' shall we say...it was hilarious...my brother and I stood there laughing and staring in disbelief for about five minutes...it was cray :P

MEEEERKATS!!!- so, just in case you hadn't guessed already...the meerkats were probs my favourite animal there...I'm thinking that I loved them so much that I'll do another little post about them some time...because otherwise this one would get too long, but I shall fully educate you about meerkats another time...but they are SO CUTE!!! ZOMG. :P

anyway...that's all for now...see ya!!
xoxo

Sorry!!

Sorry I haven't posted in nearly a week...I was sick, and then I went away, so I couldn't... but I'll write one tomorrow...I promise!!!
Hopefully this will make you feel better:

I just love his face when he says 'and little arms' :P
Bye!
xoxo

Why winter sucks.

Hey there...
So, it's winter here...yay. lojks. I hate winter. It is my least favourite season...but it's not even like "oh, hey, I like all the seasons- but I just like all summer and spring and autumn better than I like winter..." no. It's "I like spring and autumn, and summer's alright, but winter? No. Just, no." winter is cold, and wet, and you can't do anything cool outside and you feel like you'll get hypothermia and die if you go outside for even 10 minutes. Also I am always sick all winter. and I'm not eve one of those people who can do being sick nice and gracefully with you know nice delicate sniffles and dainty little sneezes; no. It's gross and sick and I feel terrible. fun times right?
I mean...I can appreciate it when people like winter, it looks pretty in pictures and snow is nice, but to be warm enough in winter you have to wear so many layers of clothes that you look like you've been eating nothing but tubs of Icing for the past 6 months, and if I'm honest, I'm alright, thanks for offering though...And I guess if you live in Europe having the nice Christmas markets and such in winter is nice and the snow at Christmas, but the nice things about winter are far outweighed by the bad things.
It's cold. I might have mentioned that already...but it really is cold. my feet in winter are just in a perpetual state of frozen...for someone whose shoe variety includes Converse, and...well Converse, winter is not so fun. As much as I love my cons- canvas is not the best material for keeping out the cold.
And I know that people say that it's nice in winter to snuggle up under a blanket and have hot chocolate and read a book or whatever...but you can only do that for so long, and then you want to do other stuff...and you can't really do much in a blanket...they're kind of restricting...you know? and then you have the choice of just giving up on doing anything and just sitting there in the blanket mourning you loss of ability to do anything, or you can shed the blanket and be cold...I mean, even if you put on a jumper your legs are cold. I need one of those doona suit things...but unless someone wants to send me one for those... :P
So, yeah, I don't like winter...sorry this was so short and full of complaining...I'm sick and in a bad mood and yeah...sorry guys...
anyway...hopefully the next one will be better yeah?
Bye!
xoxo